
Etsy witches are riding a wave of popularity this year, promoting spells for love and fortune, with claims that they can help make you a crypto millionaire.
The historical stigma against witchcraft has transitioned into a trendy topic on TikTok. Etsy, known for handmade goods, has become a center for spiritual services, despite a ban on metaphysical offerings (source: Etsy).
Enhance Your Fortune with This Simple Spell
One intriguing listing found by Cointelegraph offers a custom crypto spell, which integrates spiritual rituals with the buyer’s crypto investments.
“Are you ready to boost your cryptocurrency portfolio and attract unstoppable prosperity? This Custom Crypto Spell is designed to magnetize money, amplify your energy, and align your trading success with the flow of abundance.”
The options begin at $20, with advanced spells priced at $42 and the ultimate millionaire spell at $73. The seller mentions assisting in aligning energies to meet financial goals but provides no specific guarantees regarding outcomes.
Promotional image from the crypto spell listing. Source: Etsy
An additional trend has emerged with sellers offering Bitcoin Oracle Cards, intended for customers seeking foresight with their investments. Another seller even markets a Dogecoin wealth ritual, utilizing candles, crystals, and videos to create a mystical atmosphere.
Responses from the crypto communities have varied; some mock the idea while others are intrigued.
In a post within the r/Bitcoin community, a user even claimed to have paid an Etsy witch for a spell to ensure Bitcoin reaches $200,000 by January 2027.
“This is a sure thing, it’s fool-proof, and it couldn’t go tits up, so make sure to buy now while you still can.”
Who’s Buying Etsy’s Spells?
These unique offerings reflect a growing trend, as various sellers provide spells for everything from wealth to favorable weather.
Certain accounts report remarkable sales, with one known as NaturalisticBlessing achieving over 120,000 sales, promoting a combination of palm readings with their spell offerings.
For more insights, check out the article on How Astrology Could Help Your Crypto Trading.